1. Don't attack any kind of farm animal.
2. Faeries are annoying.
3. People who don't talk save the world.
4. People with green skin are mean.
5. Shields can repel nuts.
6. Masks are evil.
7. People give you advice and trade things with you a lot.
8. Princesses talk a lot.
9. Horses go fast if you give them carrots.
10. Bean plants can make you fly.

This thread is kinda' pointless if you ask me. But what ever.