Thanks guys. Blizzaga's posting made me almost forget... the Ghetto.
Chapter One: Invasion
Thirty Minutes after the Prologue
SD: About time you got done! My office better be clean when I get back.
Remus: Alright.
SD: You do
NOT talk to me like that!
Remus:
Sorry, sir.
*
SuperDecimal takes a parachute, and jumps and breaks another window*
Scott: He really should stop doing that. James, lets to go sector N and see what Gravemind wanted.
3 minutes later
SD: Alright you fan-fictioners, listen up! The lord, Scott, demands some of you to be closed down for spam and annoyance. These threads include parodies and some other stories. They will be open in about an hour for cleanup.
Grass:
*inhales some weed* So man like... uhhh... we just waaait? Chuuhahah.
SD: Yes. If anyone thinks of opening a new thread I will mak-- hey! What are you doing there, soldier!?
kirby8943: Opening Grass' parody, since you locked it.
*
SuperDecimal turns to the crowd*
SD: I suggest you look away. This will be bloody.
kirby8943: uhh...
MEANWHILE, at VGRC
Ian: Did you see those guys at
ZU? They have some "Ghetto" sprite place.
Captain: Sprite comics fail.
Ian: Yes, but... we're the only ones that have a gang--unless you include those timeline groups.
Captain: Timelines fail as well.
PyroMyrmidon: I say we teach them a lesson. *
punches door* This is wrong!
Captain: Very well, Ron. Ian, will you come with us to the Ghetto?
Ian: No thanks, I'm going to update some things here.
Captain: Mirror, lets go.
At the Ghetto
The Master Sword: Something seems a little off with his gun, *****.
Blizzaga: Yeah... I noticed, slavey. Maybe a bit to the left?
Shade the Sheikah: Shut your mouth, Blizz. TMS is mah bro, fool.
TMS: Don't talk like that, shade. I think we--
Hylian Z: Quiet you two. Bring it to PMs, stop posting here.
Reign and Kisiro: So, I made this Blood Elf sprite. Any suggestions?
The Fierce Oni: Ehh... the head should be tilted more to the left, and--
*
enter Captain, Pyro, MI (snapping his fingers) and Hindmost*
Pyro: What is this faggatory here?
Shade: Its just some sprite comics.
Hindmost: Shut up, curl up, and die.
Captain: All you do is fail. Draw some real comics like Asci.
Hylian Z: Hey guys, chill out.
*
Captain throws a trashcan at Blizzaga, knocking him down*
Captain: Don't let me catch you making these abominations again.
*
The four walk out*
Blizzaga: What asses. About time they left. Anywho, wasn't Reign and Kisiro showing us some Blood Elf sprite.
R&K: Yes, I was. I believe The Fierce Oni was talking.
TFO: Yes, I was. As I was saying, the head should...
Back to Scott
Scott: Blast these infernal contraptions. James, remind me to get better elevators later... Ah, here we are! Lets see what it was.
*
Both start walking to Nayru, and notice some people talking in the lounge. At Scott's first word, all are startled and look at him*
Scott: Alright, where is Gravemind.
Gravemind: Right here.
Scott: What did you call me here for?
Gravemind: Well, you see, this iblis person has been spamming and doing a lot of ****. With Miniblin stepped down, and SacredSturgeon and Awkin offline, we need someone. So, I called you.
Scott: Fine. Where is this nuisance?
Gravemind: Check out the banning game. He's in there...
Scott: Bring me iblis!
iblis: What teh flux do you wat?
Scott: You've been a nuisance here, and I've come to extract you.
iblis: lol you have good vocablarary. Want to be freinds?
Scott: James, get the Ban Hammer.
James: Yessir, be back in a bit.
James: Here, my lord.
Scott: Say your prayers. *
hits multiple times with hammer, getting an infraction each time.
Scott: Muhahahahahaaaaa! See you in 4 months, you worm. Now, what else calls for my attention?
James: Well, the Trolls' corner appears to be setting up an attack. They have cannonballs, noobs, adbots, logic, common sense, plasma grenades, and flying saucers all in their tower. Sources tell us that they will attempt an attack soon.
Scott: Very well. Bring the security and threat level to red, and get everyone ready to defend and attack. Lets get to the bunker/
James: What about that spdude?
Scott: **** him. He just supplies some money. Call eric and tell him, though, so he is prepared.
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Thats probably all for today. Lem: Do you want to be affiliated with
ZU or VGRC for this attack?