This is a story about
ZU. Yes, a fictional story. Now, before I start, we need you to know a few things.
Most important,
your name may come up here. This is a story about
ZU. All mods will appear at some time. I don't mean things seriously. If you're in here, laugh at yourself. If you see your name, chances are from what
I notice, you will be exaggerated or have a slightly different personality.
Notice what is in bold. That means, I don't know exactly what happens in Farore, Din, or the Staff Forum. Pani and Jodd (at least Pani) volunteered to write something about Farore if they wish. PM me if you want to as well. (I've got Nayru covered)
Next, you must know this. The Staff forum exists as a large tower. Obviously, the higher you go, the different people are there. (High up is Scott, James, and SPdude, while low is just forum and section moderators) The Clans (as they are protected forums) are at the very bottom of the tower, while the other places are outside. Next,
VG Resource Center is a tower down the block. Since it is smaller, it's all inside, but more successful. They envy each other. VGRC will have the nickname of "Trolls' Corner" sometimes, just because the popular trolls are there. (It's a friendly place, unless you fail)
Lastly, the known character list. These are all the members I know for a fact they will appear as I type this. Whether they appear in this chapter or not. Some are main characters. (Like Scott)
Scott - The evil ruler of the Universe. (
ZU)
James - Scott's assistant.
spdude - Is there, but doesn't talk much.
Eric - Scott's Secretary (you know him as sea)
Remus - The guy in the shadows
Captain Cornflake - Owner of Trolls' Corner, and lead troll of
ZU. (when Hindmost isn't present)
Hindmost - Lead troll.
andi - Hindmost's *****.
PyroMyrmidon - Captain's best bud.
Gravemind (me) - No specific role.
SuperDecimal - Acts like a Drill Instructor, does Scott's dirty work.
Mirror Image - Snaps his fingers while Captain talks.
Jodd & Pani - Two teens in love.
Moo -
ZU's werecow.
Stony - Gets made fun of by Razekial
Razekial - Cool Texas guy, see above.
Josh -
ZU's camwhore.
Moiph - Secret Ninja Man
BigGoronSword - Wants pictures of sp-dude from sadida.
Sadi - see above.
LexLionHart - Runs the Zelda forum.
GDwarf - is like Scott, but a bit nicer. (And only to I:SB)
WilliamZelda4Ever - rofl poser guy.
Safer - Gets pissed at other parodies.
Even if you aren't on the list, you could still be in it! Maybe only for a few lines. (Some people above may not come for a few chapters, especially Moiph or Moo)
CHAPTER LIST: (only works 40 posts per page)
Prologue: This post
Chapter one: Invasion
Chapter two: The War
Chapter three: Lem's Invasion, Stony's Evasion
What if... #1
Chapter four: Plot Twists
Chapter five: f34rs
Prologue: Scott
*
open with Scott whipping Bobslob for talking out of order, at the top of the Staff Tower. Scott wears a black and blue cape, and dark blue armor.*
Scott: *
whipping after each word* You will not talk out of order again! Do you hare me?
Bobslob: It's "hear" not "hare", sir.
Scott: *
raises whip* You just don't learn, son. *
prepares to whip*
*
enter James from elevator*
James: Sir! We have received a message from sector N, requesting you immediately.
Scott: Sector N?
James: The Nayru Clan. It was sent by Gravemind.
Scott: I see... well, lets get in the elevator and get ourse--
*
from outside*
Saria: Yahoo!
Malon: What will your order be?
Epona: Yeah, lets get the story started!
Scott:
Gah, James! What is that infernal noise?
James: It's the fiction sector, sir. They are playing out scenes from
Majora's Mask, OOT Parody, and The Legend of Zelda: Empire of Darkness [T].
Scott: Bah. Eric! Page SuperDecimal to my office
now.
Eric: Yes, sir. *
pings* Hello, Lioness? It's Eric. Please tell SuperDecimal that he has been requested to Scott's Office ASAP. Tha--
*
SuperDecimal comes crashing through a window with a jetpack*
SD: Sir Scott! You called me?
Scott surveys the damage for a few seconds and speaks.
Scott: Well... yes. I want you to close down the fiction sector and clean up there. Understood?"
SD: Sir, yes sir! *
salutes*
Remus: Try not to break a window next time, it really pisse--
SD:
Get on the floor, maggot. Give me $50!
*
Remus gives SuperDecimal $50
SD: Aha, thank you soldier. Now give me 2,000 push-ups.
Scott, Eric, Remus, spdude, James:
Remus:
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I go to school, and usually have a few hours to myself. Updates can be expected between 1-3 days. Possibly 2 chapters depending on how things go. (This can be serious and/or comical at times) I update whether or not you post. If someone views, chances are they read.