Sorry, I don't want to post that link because I'd rather build up anticipation And I was waiting for a couple of comments before updating, because I don't like updating on a double post.

I'm glad you guys like it, though! More comments/criticism is very much welcomed, and I will try to update them more often- so, here is a two-chapter update, encompassing the whole Deku Tree dungeon.

(EDIT: the above comments was deleted.)


CHAPTER FOUR: INSIDE THE DEKU TREE

White: So this is what the Deku Tree looks like inside… Pretty crapped up, if you ask me.

Yellow: Yeah, seriously… There’s like, these patches of leaves everywhere, too.

Deku Scrub: Ya-ha!

Navi: It’s a Deku Scrub! Deflect its nuts!

Black: …Excuse me?

Navi: I said, deflect its nuts!

Black: I’m not doing anything to anyone’s nuts, thank you very much.

Deku Scrub: Ptooey! *spits out deku nut, which hits Black in the face*

Black: Oh, no you didn’t! *brings out sword and lunges towards Deku Scrub*

Deku Scrub: See ya! *hides*

Black: Come back here, you coward!

Navi: Okay, so here’s an idea- STOP questioning my authority, and DEFLECT ITS FREAKING NUTS.

Black: *backs away, blocks Deku Scrub’s attack with shield*

Deku Scrub: *gets hit in the face with the Deku Nut * Oh, what a world, what a world! *dies*

White: …Okay, guys, let’s move on.

Navi: HEY!

White: …What?

Navi: You can see through the spider web below you.

White: Gee, thanks. So, let’s go climb up those ladders, okay? Maybe we can find-

Navi: HEY!

White: Now what?

Navi: You can climb up those ladders!

White: Hey, I never thought of that before! Thanks!

Navi: See? I can be useful.

White: …Idiot.

The four proceed until they come across another Deku Scrub

Deku Scrub: Ya-ha! *shoots a nut*

Black: *deflects the nut*

Deku Scrub:* runs around like a nutcase*

Black: *kicks Deku Scrub in the nuts*

Deku Scrub: OH, the PAIN! YAAAARGH!

Navi: You could have just killed him, you sadist.

Black: It’s more fun to keep them alive.

Deku Scrub: Please… don’t do that again… I’ll tell you a verrrrrry valllluable seeeeecret!

Black: Make it worth your life. *takes out sword*

Deku Scrub: Yikes! If… if you fall of a cliff… and roll when you land… you won’t die!

Black: Right, but you will. *kills Deku Scrub*

Navi: Black! That was completely unnecessary!

Black: Well, it was fun.

White: We’re going to let Yellow do the fighting from now on, all right?

Black: …Whatever.

The four come across a large chest.

Yellow: Oh, what earthen treasures doth this chest contain?

White: I wonder what’s inside?

Yellow: I just SAID that. * Opens chest * A Fairy Slingshot!

Navi: WAAAAAH! *sobs*

Yellow: …What did I say?

Navi: Nothing… But the slingshot… it really is made out of fairies… that handle is made out of my uncle Jimmy! WAAAAH!

Yellow: Oh. Well, that sucks…

Navi: And the left stem was my sister’s boyfriend! WAAAAH!

Yellow: *quickly hides the slingshot *

Navi: Okay… I’m over it now, I guess… How do we get out of here?

White: Hey, Yellow, use the slingshot and knock down that ladder over there.

Yellow: * shoots the ladder, ladder falls *

Navi: Wow, I guess my uncle Jimmy finally did something useful.

The four proceed to the very top of the Deku Tree, and encounter a Big Skullwaltula

Big Skullwalltula:: Oooh! Oooh! Oooooooh! Lookit me! Lookit me, guys! I’m INVINCIBLE! You can’t touch me! Nyaaaaa!

Black: *whacks Big Skullwalltula with sword *

Big Skullwalltula:: *swings back and forth* Oooh! Oooh! Can’t touch this! Oooh!

Black: This thing is pissing me off.

Navi: You guys, it’s backside is vulnerable.

Yellow: Oh, really? …Hey, Big Skullwalltula, you know what would really be insulting for us?

Big Skullwalltula:: …What?

Yellow: If you mooned us.

Big Skullwalltula:: Haha! Good idea! *turns around* I’m mooooooning you! I’m moony moony moooooning you! Nyaaa!

Yellow: *stabs Big Skullwalltula with sword*

Big Skullwalltula:: *dies*

Yellow: Okay, what now? It’s a dead end.

White: That spider web is right below us, though…

Navi: Jump!

White: Excuse me?

Navi: One of you should jump down to the spider web and break it.

White: …Okay, guys, let’s go home.

Navi: What? It could work… Who wants to volunteer?

White: Um…

Black: Er…

Yellow: I’ll do it!

White: Isn’t there a better way to do it than to kill of Yellow?

Navi: Nope. Now, Yellow, make sure you aim for the center of the web, and try to maintain a straight body position, and land feet first with your toes pointed and make sure your aerodynamical figures are at a constant…

Yellow: Cowabunga! * jumps off*

Navi: …Crap.


CHAPTER FIVE: INSIDE THE DEKU TREE, PART TWO

Navi: Hah! I told you! He broke the web and landed in the water.

White: Well, whaddya know… I’ll go next! *jumps off*

Black: All right then, let’s go, Navi. *both jump off*

All four land in the pool below the first floor, and get onto shore. A faint, green gas fills the room.

Black: Wait… I know that smell! It’s weed! *pulls tunic over mouth and nose* Guys, quick, pull your shirt over your face like this, or you’re going to get-

White: I’m seeing purrrrrrrple! Woaaaaah!

Yellow: Heh heh, checkkkk it out, duuuuuude… when I wave both of my hands like thisssss it looks like I have two hands!

White: Niiiiiiiiiice…

Black: …Too late.

Navi: Great, all that weed the Deku Tree has been smoking must have floated down here, and now those two got high!

Black: Yeah, we’re pretty screwed… Hey, how come you’re not affected?

Navi: Does it look like I have nostrils?

Black: Well, it doesn’t look like you have a mouth either, but we all know you have a really big one.

Navi: …That was cold.

White: Hi, there, widdle Deku Baba! What’s your name, cutie-pie?

Black: Get away from that thing! *shoves White out of the way*

Deku Baba: Roar!

Black: *pokes Deku Baba with point of sword

Deku Baba: Yoiks! *dies*

White: Heh heh… it said, “Yoiks”…

Black: This is going to become tough.

The four manage to get to a room with a Deku Scrub.

Yellow: Hey, guys… duhh… y’know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

White: Ah heh heh heh… duhhhh… I dunno…

Yellow: It’s… uh… D-

Deku Scrub:: Ya-ha! *shoots nut*

Yellow: Woah… I’m hallucinating…

Black: deflects nut

Deku Scrub:: DON’T KILL ME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…

Black: Calm down, I just-

Deku Scrub:: I know what you did to my brother up there!

Black: Oh… heh… actually, I was just-

Deku Scrub:: 23 is number 1! *hides*

Black: …the hell?

Yellow: Heh, and 43 is, uh, number 9!

White: Yeah, and… uh… 89 is number 2!

Black: God…

The four finally get to the room before the boss room, which is locked. The other three have finally become normal again.

White: Man, my head hurts.

Yellow: That was pretty cool! Can we go back there and get high aga-

Black: NO! Now let’s kill these three Deku Scrubs.

Navi: WATCH OUT! STRONG IRON BARS BLOCK THE DOOR.

White: …We know.

Navi: You’re welcome.

Black: Wait… 23 is number one… Hm…

Black deflects the Deku Scrubs’ nuts in the right order.

Deku Scrub:: How did you know our secret?

Yellow: A little bird told us.

Deku Scrub:: I’ll have to tell you a big secret that you can use to defeat the big monster behind this door!

White: Cool, what is it?

Deku Scrub:: When you kill her, she will die! *hides*

White: …At least the door’s unlocked.

The four enter the boss room, and a large door stops them from going back.

White: Great… So where’s the big scary monster?

Yellow: I don’t know. But hey, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

Black: No, what?

Gohma: *drops from the ceiling* RAGABLARGH!

Yellow: Wrong answer! *shoots Gohma with slingshot*

Gohma: RAGABLAGABAGABLARGH!

Black: *stabs it in the eye*

Gohma: BLAGARAGARGH!

Yellow: Could you stop yelling for like, one second?

Gohma: BLARGH! *releases several Gohma Larvae*

Gohma Larvae: We are fearsome!

White: *slaughters Larvae*

Yellow: *shoots Gohma in the eye with slingshot

Navi: Quick! Shoot it in the eye with your slingshot, and then hit it with your sword!

Black: Just shut up, will ya? *stabs Gohma in the eye*

Gohma: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BLAGAGAARGH! BLAGA RAGAAGAARGH BLAGARAGAH!

Black: Shut up!

Gohma: Sorry, it’s just that you caused me a lot of pain, and it’s necessary that I vent it in the form of yelling before I die. *dies*

A blue light and a Heart Container appears.

Yellow: All right, a heart! And a big one! *opens container, takes out heart, divides it in three, gives one to each Link*

Navi: Um… why is there blood pouring out of it?

Yellow: Because it’s a heart. Why else?

Navi: A REAL heart?

Yellow: Well, of course.

Navi: *gags*

White:*finishes eating heart, wipes blood off of mouth* Alright, let’s go, guys.

The four enter the blue light.

Yellow: Heh, you know what rhymes with “heart”?

Navi: No, what?

Yellow: Far…

The light warps them away.