Sorry, I don't want to post that link because I'd rather build up anticipation
And I was waiting for a couple of comments before updating, because I don't like updating on a double post.
I'm glad you guys like it, though! More comments/criticism is very much welcomed, and I will try to update them more often- so, here is a two-chapter update, encompassing the whole Deku Tree dungeon.
(EDIT: the above comments was deleted.)
CHAPTER FOUR: INSIDE THE DEKU TREE
White: So this is what the Deku Tree looks like inside… Pretty crapped up, if you ask me.
Yellow: Yeah, seriously… There’s like, these patches of leaves everywhere, too.
Deku Scrub: Ya-ha!
Navi: It’s a Deku Scrub! Deflect its nuts!
Black: …Excuse me?
Navi: I said, deflect its nuts!
Black: I’m not doing anything to anyone’s nuts, thank you very much.
Deku Scrub: Ptooey!
*spits out deku nut, which hits Black in the face*
Black: Oh, no you didn’t!
*brings out sword and lunges towards Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub: See ya!
*hides*
Black: Come back here, you coward!
Navi: Okay, so here’s an idea- STOP questioning my authority, and DEFLECT ITS FREAKING NUTS.
Black: *backs away, blocks Deku Scrub’s attack with shield*
Deku Scrub: *gets hit in the face with the Deku Nut * Oh, what a world, what a world!
*dies*
White: …Okay, guys, let’s move on.
Navi: HEY!
White: …What?
Navi: You can see through the spider web below you.
White: Gee, thanks. So, let’s go climb up those ladders, okay? Maybe we can find-
Navi: HEY!
White: Now what?
Navi: You can climb up those ladders!
White: Hey, I never thought of that before! Thanks!
Navi: See? I can be useful.
White: …Idiot.
The four proceed until they come across another Deku Scrub
Deku Scrub: Ya-ha!
*shoots a nut*
Black: *deflects the nut*
Deku Scrub:* runs around like a nutcase*
Black: *kicks Deku Scrub in the nuts*
Deku Scrub: OH, the PAIN! YAAAARGH!
Navi: You could have just killed him, you sadist.
Black: It’s more fun to keep them alive.
Deku Scrub: Please… don’t do that again… I’ll tell you a verrrrrry valllluable seeeeecret!
Black: Make it worth your life.
*takes out sword*
Deku Scrub: Yikes! If… if you fall of a cliff… and roll when you land… you won’t die!
Black: Right, but you will.
*kills Deku Scrub*
Navi: Black! That was completely unnecessary!
Black: Well, it was fun.
White: We’re going to let Yellow do the fighting from now on, all right?
Black: …Whatever.
The four come across a large chest.
Yellow: Oh, what earthen treasures doth this chest contain?
White: I wonder what’s inside?
Yellow: I just SAID that.
* Opens chest * A Fairy Slingshot!
Navi: WAAAAAH!
*sobs*
Yellow: …What did I say?
Navi: Nothing… But the slingshot… it really is made out of fairies… that handle is made out of my uncle Jimmy! WAAAAH!
Yellow: Oh. Well, that sucks…
Navi: And the left stem was my sister’s boyfriend! WAAAAH!
Yellow: *quickly hides the slingshot *
Navi: Okay… I’m over it now, I guess… How do we get out of here?
White: Hey, Yellow, use the slingshot and knock down that ladder over there.
Yellow: * shoots the ladder, ladder falls *
Navi: Wow, I guess my uncle Jimmy finally did something useful.
The four proceed to the very top of the Deku Tree, and encounter a Big Skullwaltula
Big Skullwalltula:: Oooh! Oooh! Oooooooh! Lookit me! Lookit me, guys! I’m INVINCIBLE! You can’t touch me! Nyaaaaa!
Black: *whacks Big Skullwalltula with sword *
Big Skullwalltula::
*swings back and forth* Oooh! Oooh! Can’t touch this! Oooh!
Black: This thing is pissing me off.
Navi: You guys, it’s backside is vulnerable.
Yellow: Oh, really? …Hey, Big Skullwalltula, you know what would really be insulting for us?
Big Skullwalltula:: …What?
Yellow: If you mooned us.
Big Skullwalltula:: Haha! Good idea!
*turns around* I’m mooooooning you! I’m moony moony moooooning you! Nyaaa!
Yellow: *stabs Big Skullwalltula with sword*
Big Skullwalltula::
*dies*
Yellow: Okay, what now? It’s a dead end.
White: That spider web is right below us, though…
Navi: Jump!
White: Excuse me?
Navi: One of you should jump down to the spider web and break it.
White: …Okay, guys, let’s go home.
Navi: What? It could work… Who wants to volunteer?
White: Um…
Black: Er…
Yellow: I’ll do it!
White: Isn’t there a better way to do it than to kill of Yellow?
Navi: Nope. Now, Yellow, make sure you aim for the center of the web, and try to maintain a straight body position, and land feet first with your toes pointed and make sure your aerodynamical figures are at a constant…
Yellow: Cowabunga!
* jumps off*
Navi: …Crap.
CHAPTER FIVE: INSIDE THE DEKU TREE, PART TWO
Navi: Hah! I told you! He broke the web and landed in the water.
White: Well, whaddya know… I’ll go next!
*jumps off*
Black: All right then, let’s go, Navi.
*both jump off*
All four land in the pool below the first floor, and get onto shore. A faint, green gas fills the room.
Black: Wait… I know that smell! It’s weed!
*pulls tunic over mouth and nose* Guys, quick, pull your shirt over your face like this, or you’re going to get-
White: I’m seeing purrrrrrrple! Woaaaaah!
Yellow: Heh heh, checkkkk it out, duuuuuude… when I wave both of my hands like thisssss it looks like I have two hands!
White: Niiiiiiiiiice…
Black: …Too late.
Navi: Great, all that weed the Deku Tree has been smoking must have floated down here, and now those two got high!
Black: Yeah, we’re pretty screwed… Hey, how come you’re not affected?
Navi: Does it look like I have nostrils?
Black: Well, it doesn’t look like you have a mouth either, but we all know you have a really big one.
Navi: …That was cold.
White: Hi, there, widdle Deku Baba! What’s your name, cutie-pie?
Black: Get away from that thing!
*shoves White out of the way*
Deku Baba: Roar!
Black: *pokes Deku Baba with point of sword
Deku Baba: Yoiks!
*dies*
White: Heh heh… it said, “Yoiks”…
Black: This is going to become tough.
The four manage to get to a room with a Deku Scrub.
Yellow: Hey, guys… duhh… y’know what rhymes with Deku Tree?
White: Ah heh heh heh… duhhhh… I dunno…
Yellow: It’s… uh… D-
Deku Scrub:: Ya-ha!
*shoots nut*
Yellow: Woah… I’m hallucinating…
Black: deflects nut
Deku Scrub:: DON’T KILL ME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…
Black: Calm down, I just-
Deku Scrub:: I know what you did to my brother up there!
Black: Oh… heh… actually, I was just-
Deku Scrub:: 23 is number 1!
*hides*
Black: …the hell?
Yellow: Heh, and 43 is, uh, number 9!
White: Yeah, and… uh… 89 is number 2!
Black: God…
The four finally get to the room before the boss room, which is locked. The other three have finally become normal again.
White: Man, my head hurts.
Yellow: That was pretty cool! Can we go back there and get high aga-
Black: NO! Now let’s kill these three Deku Scrubs.
Navi: WATCH OUT! STRONG IRON BARS BLOCK THE DOOR.
White: …We know.
Navi: You’re welcome.
Black: Wait… 23 is number one… Hm…
Black deflects the Deku Scrubs’ nuts in the right order.
Deku Scrub:: How did you know our secret?
Yellow: A little bird told us.
Deku Scrub:: I’ll have to tell you a big secret that you can use to defeat the big monster behind this door!
White: Cool, what is it?
Deku Scrub:: When you kill her, she will die!
*hides*
White: …At least the door’s unlocked.
The four enter the boss room, and a large door stops them from going back.
White: Great… So where’s the big scary monster?
Yellow: I don’t know. But hey, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?
Black: No, what?
Gohma: *drops from the ceiling* RAGABLARGH!
Yellow: Wrong answer!
*shoots Gohma with slingshot*
Gohma: RAGABLAGABAGABLARGH!
Black: *stabs it in the eye*
Gohma: BLAGARAGARGH!
Yellow: Could you stop yelling for like, one second?
Gohma: BLARGH!
*releases several Gohma Larvae*
Gohma Larvae: We are fearsome!
White: *slaughters Larvae*
Yellow: *shoots Gohma in the eye with slingshot
Navi: Quick! Shoot it in the eye with your slingshot, and then hit it with your sword!
Black: Just shut up, will ya?
*stabs Gohma in the eye*
Gohma: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BLAGAGAARGH! BLAGA RAGAAGAARGH BLAGARAGAH!
Black: Shut up!
Gohma: Sorry, it’s just that you caused me a lot of pain, and it’s necessary that I vent it in the form of yelling before I die.
*dies*
A blue light and a Heart Container appears.
Yellow: All right, a heart! And a big one!
*opens container, takes out heart, divides it in three, gives one to each Link*
Navi: Um… why is there blood pouring out of it?
Yellow: Because it’s a heart. Why else?
Navi: A REAL heart?
Yellow: Well, of course.
Navi: *gags*
White:*finishes eating heart, wipes blood off of mouth* Alright, let’s go, guys.
The four enter the blue light.
Yellow: Heh, you know what rhymes with “heart”?
Navi: No, what?
Yellow: Far…
The light warps them away.