Hey all, I'm Grass. I've been writing a parody of
OOT, and posting it on another board, where it has received pretty good feedback. I thought I'd give posting it here a whirl, to see if you guys like it.
Before I start, I'd like to say three things-First, if you visit GameFAQs forums, I'm carr_mig. Second of all, it's not really a genuinely T-rated parody- I just said that because it isn't G. There are some drug references, and minor swear words, and other minor stuff, but nothing to worry about.
Second of all, there are two things about this parody that are, well, different. First of all, there are three Links, just to make it more unique
They're called "White", "Yellow" and "Black", which corresponds to the color of their clothing. Second of all, it's written in "script" form, unlike other parodies that I've seen here- I hope that won't be a problem.
Okay, enough of me blabbering- on with the parody!
EDIT: NEW READERS: If it's a pain in the butt to read through all these gazillions of pages, PM me with an email address and I'll send the chapters to you in a convenient Word document. ;D
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CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING
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IN THE DEKU TREE’S GARDEN
Deku Tree: Navi, come hither…
Navi: What’s up, Deku Tree?
Deku Tree: Come hither, Navi…
Navi: Uh, I am hither. What do you want?
Deku Tree: Navi… Come hither, Navi…
Navi: I AM HITHER! What do you want?
Deku Tree: …hwa? Oh, Navi! I was just about to call thou… duh… thee… thoo?
Navi: You DID call me. What do you need?
Deku Tree: I dunno… huh…
Navi: Have you been smoking weed again?
Deku Tree: Well, what else am I supposed to do with the weeds? They grow all over the place, and it’s not like anyone cares enough to get rid of them…
Navi: sighs Whatever. What do you need me to do?
Deku Tree: Go get those kids… in that tree… y’know…
Navi: What, the triplets?
Deku Tree: Yeah… they’re gonna like… save the world and stuff… huh huh…
Navi: Right… I guess I’ll go get them. But do me a favor and sober up before I come back, so you can actually make some sense, all right?
Deku Tree: Huh huh… okay… heh… if I had fingers, they’d be crossed right now…
Navi: Idiot.
Navi flies through the forest, towards the house of the Link triplets.
Navi: Why does that pothead need me to do his dirty work? There are plenty of suckers around! Why me? I don’t care about the world anyways. Plus, how are three little kids going to save it anyways? I mean…
Random Kokiri Girl: Hello!
Navi: Piss off!
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AT THE LINKS’ HOUSE
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Navi: Hey, guys, wake up, you gotta go save the world…
Yellow Link: Cool! I’m in!
Navi: That’s great. Wake up your brothers, will ya?
Black Link: Mmph…
White Link: Oof…
Yellow: Come on, guys, let’s go save the world!
White: We played that game yesterday. Plus, it’s like, six in the morning…
Black: Yeah…
Navi: The Great Deku Tree called you, and if you don’t get up, I’m going to body slam you.
Black: How much do you weigh, like, a fourth of a gram?
Yellow: Actually, grams are a measurement of mass!
Black: Nobody cares, yellow…
snores
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Navi: Okay, fine- if you don’t get up, I’m not going to stop talking. I’ll just keep on talking forever, and ever, about nothing worthwhile but I’ll still be talking, and you’ll never sleep, and when…
White: Fine! Sheesh! I’m up.
Black: All right, whatever, let’s go see the ol’ Deku Tree…
Yellow: Hey, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?
White: No, what?
Navi: Hurry up!
flies out the door
White: Tell us later. We gotta go.
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OUTSIDE THE LINKS’ HOUSE
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Navi: Okay, so the Deku Tree is that way, so we should-
White: Crap, it’s that lunatic Saria again…
Black: No biggie. Distract her, and I’ll go take a rock, go behind her, and-
Saria: YAHOO! Hi, guys!
Black: …Too late.
Everyone climbs down the ladder to the ground
Saria: YAHOO!
Black: Stop saying yahoo!
White: And get out of our way, we have to go see the Deku Tree.
Saria: The… the… the Deku Tree?
Yellow: Yup!
Saria: YAHOO!
Black: Shut up!
Saria: Wait! I have to tell you something!
White: What?
Saria: …YIPPEE!
White: Bye.
Navi: What a weirdo… Hey, who’s that kid blocking the way?
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Hope you liked it- it should be getting better as the chapters go along.
Comments are appreciated.