THE GULE

The Gule is the document of Linearism. If thou pledge allegience to the religious views of Linearism, you must follow this book like the law. Commandment I: Thou shalt ignoreth interviews with creators[especially the false prophet, Aonuma] Commandment II: If Splitists teaseth thou for believeth in Linearism, thou must stick with it. Commandment III:Thou Shalt Not practice Splitism, everth![this means no making up Split theories] Commandment IV: You must not leteth a Splitist convince thou of the Split. Commandment V: Thou Must never renounce your faith, even in death. I'll edit and continue later. If anyone wants to become a member of my faith, tell me, and thou shalt recieve a copy of The Gule that I'll PM you. Now, heres why thou should be Linearist: becauseth it's easier, and the Split Timeline is complicateth and stupideth. And thee false propheteth, Aonuma, contradicteth himself all the timeth.