Well, I just came back from a short trip to my Uncle's house, and ugh, what a trip. Let me expound....

My Uncle, who is 47, chews tobacco like mad. He goes through about 12 chaws a day. Because of this he has a spitoon in his living room. While we were staying there last night, he was going through one of his chaw marathons, which is where he chews twice as much as usual. Their house has a small set of steps going int the living room, where Uncle has his chair and his spitoon.

I was walking down these steps, looking at a magazine and not paying attaention. I missed the last step and stumbled forward, spraining my ankle. My head rammed facefirst into the spitoon and knocked it over. About 3 cups of oozing pre-chewed chaw splattered over my face. <_<

Not only do I still feel dirty, but my sprain was bad enough to keep me in crutches today. Boy do I feel like crud. >_>

So what's the grossest thing that's happened to you? Have you ever bathed your face in chaw or something equally disgusting? Tell me about it so I can distract myself from my throbbing ankle. >.<

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