OoC: Force me to post? What on earth are you implying, dear Cio? That I never post in my threads? Why, that's simply preposterious. Preposterious I tells ya. *cough* Right...

BiC: Sarah stared out of the window. It had been a strange enough sight, looking out and seeing her old foe turned friend hanging from the runner by a belt, but the pixie was just too much. "You've got to be kidding me." she said.

It was then that the poet looked around her, seeing the easter bunny once more. A giant bunny on a quest to kill Santa. And a pixie surprised her? She shook her head. There were some strange things in the world, that was for sure. And after this, she'd never look at an easter egg the same way again.

"Hey Ray," she asked. "How much longer until we get to the North Pole, about?"

The reporter shrugged. "Oh... you know... chance of complications... don't want to report something false..."

Sarah eyed him shrewdly. "That's just a fancy way of saying you've no idea, isn't it?"

"Of course not. I've got a very good, vague idea of how long it will take. But journalistic integrity prevents me from revealing it just yet. Watch the evening news to find out more!"

"By the time the evening news is on, we'll have already reached our destination!"

The reporter beamed. "Exactly!"

The Easter Bunny sat in the back of the helicopter, ignoring this exchange. He was looking at a diagram of some sort, and muttering. Hoping to learn more of his attack plan, Sarah walked over and looked.

The "diagram" was a large white sheet of paper with a red blob (presumably Santa) with several black slash marks drawn through it. "Wow... quite the battle plan you've got there," the young woman said.

The bunny smiled up at her (or at least she thought it was a smile... the buck teeth made it a bit difficult to tell). "I know, I've been working on it for months. Everything has to be just right for this."

Sarah nodded slowly. I'm surrounded by idiots... she thought to herself. Ah well, that should make my job easier. Don't worry Santa, I won't let some wacked chocoholic bunny mess with you.

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Panique made the sig, chibis by Andrea. The squee-inducing avy is by DQ. <3
BA Characters: Sarah Hamilton, Bella, Luna