
12-18-2006, 01:11 AM
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Re: A Christmas Crusade or How I Learned To Fear the Easter Bunny (anyone and everyone)
OoC: Count me in. Though, don't count me to be awesome. Z made me choose numbah 5. O: That means I'm using Gloria. LINK IS IN MEH SIG.
BiC:
"Christmas time, oh joy!" came the pixie's melodious voice. "Santa Claus here I come! I want candy for Christmas, NO! I want a pony."
This rehearsing made the people beside Gloria uneasy. The ecstatic girl was standing in a line, waiting for a chance to sit on the “real” Santa's lap. The list of things she wanted ran through her head, making her more gleeful with each thought.
Finally, it came to be her turn to sit on the big man's lap. He eyed her suspiciously and asked, “How old are you?”
“20! Now, on with the gifts!” she exclaimed happily.
“Erm... aren't you a bit old to still be believing in Santa?”
She seemed puzzled by this statement, “What are you talking about? You're right here aren't you?”
The man hesitated and dropped the subject with a “Ho, ho, ho”. “So, what would you like this Christmas?”
“I want a pony, and a-”
The pixie was interrupted by a scream in front of her. A little girl had been watching a television only to see that the easter bunny was off to kill Santa.
Ignoring the jolly man underneath her, she spread her wings, soaring to the glass window of the store. After watching the quick newscast, she gasped, still processing what was going on. “I HAVE TO GO SAVE SANTA!”
Once more, she got odd looks from various people, but being as blind to the obvious as she was, Gloria didn't care. And, with that, she flew out of the shopping mall and into the sky, heading to save her idol: Old Saint Nick. While she was there, she would ask for a pony and some candy. But, that is besides the point.
Would Goy help? Or would she unintentionally kill Mr. Claus? With her IQ, anything is possible.
OoC: Hah! Now, we need to force Belle to post.
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