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7 Video Game Commandments
Written by Son Of Mido   
Wednesday, 07 May 2008
NewsA funny article from an adult-humor centered website has lain down the law on behalf of all gamers. Warning: Explicative.

While we're all guilty of judging every zelda game that has come out, odds are we've judged them according to these 7 sins. Mind you, they tell them with excessive use of sexual humor and swearing. Since I know better than to tell you not to read it unless you're an older person, better make sure your folks are out of the room before opening it up.

But seriously, it's pretty adult-related. Don't say I didn't warn you! In any case, it's worth a few laughs and several nods, and for those who enjoy that humor, a good read. You can find it here.




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zantdarksage said:

  haha, this is a great article.
it's all true, *sigh*.

well, i'm glad i'm not a sony or microsoft fanboy :P
May 09, 2008

Meralia said:

  That was great, but even better are all the other listings and fun and weird stuff on that page. Thanks for linking it, I've been laughing all day! xD
May 09, 2008

hydraboxdog said:

  In my opinion, adult "humor" is enough to stop something from being even slightly funny, so I'm not going to check out the link.
May 09, 2008

surfing_bowser said:

  I have to agree with Meralia: that Link led to a pretty funny site, but it was only the beginning of a chain of wonderfully humorous webpages. Everything the first article said about video game "sins" I totally agree with, and they backed up each point with examples.
May 09, 2008

Vladith said:

  Can anyone tell me what the sins are, so i dont gotta go to the website lol?
May 09, 2008

Blue Knight said:

  He does raise some good points there.

Although I actually like having to trek across a vast overworld, unlike him, as long as you have the ablility to warp later on.
May 10, 2008

ChainofTermina said:

  Yeah, you're right Blue Knight, Traveling across vast overwoelds can be rally fun, as long as there are some slight obsticles or at least some decoratins.( I was bored out of my mind sailing in TWW, nothing but an endless horizon of blue obsalutely nothing to do or even look at. any thing that you came across required you to stop wich woul delay you quest.)In games like oblivion, traveling the land is alot more fun than Fast travel
May 10, 2008

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