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Zelda II is a very interesting game. A prostitute allows you to come into her home and heal your wounds which has lead a lot to believe that there was more going on inside behind closed doors than you may think.

Was there a romance going on between Link and the prostitute? Well Dorkly Bits, well known for making funny video skits, have created a scenario which could have taken place if Nintendo wanted to go further than the outward perspective in Zelda II.

Hit the jump and take a look at this interesting and kind of dirty video that Dorkly Bits have created.

Warning: Video contains inappropriate material for younger audiences

What do you think of this video? Could you picture this happening in Zelda II? Could this be the way for Link to heal himself? Let us know by writing in your thoughts!

Source: Dorkly Bits

17 thoughts on “Dorkly Bits show what Link could have gotten up to in Zelda II

  1. zeldaddict86 says:

    I would say first…

    but i think link already got to it…

  2. Ashmic says:

    how do u know shes a prostitute just wondering.

    1. Maxxxxxy says:

      She just seems like one really.

  3. Qaubeno says:

    Whoa strange. This game feels like an arcade game which is so retro.

  4. Witchking says:

    That was… so very wrong. I can't think of anything else to say.

    1. Relyt64 says:

      Agreed. Very wrong.

  5. Johanne Wayne says:

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  6. Johanne Wayne says:

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  7. Johanne Wayne says:

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  8. mrtoken03 says:

    Reminds me of getting the puff puff from dragon quest 3

  9. Shaelyn says:

    oh comeon, it's obvious that in the game, he literally only takes a couple of seconds. the so-called prostitute probably doesn't get any further than showing her knee. the guy is just not used to being around the ladies.

    1. Ashmic says:

      hahahahah oh my god thank you i needed a laugh

  10. Hylian_Knight says:

    Lol, Link loves them pot heads.

  11. zombiefragger says:

    This just shows before link was such a pimp he had problems pleasing the ladies just like every guy out there for the first few times.

  12. fourswordlink says:

    it was really funny but WTF was with the bowl on her head. How did that make link…. most of you probably know where i'm going with this.

  13. Neko says:

    Hrmm…
    "Is your -sister- around?"
    The way I remember it, the person that helped Link with magic was a wrinkled old woman….

  14. HyruleWeirdo says:

    I'd say that was less interesting, more dirty.

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