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The Legend of Zelda:
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Zelda II is a very interesting game. A prostitute allows you to come into her home and heal your wounds which has lead a lot to believe that there was more going on inside behind closed doors than you may think.

Was there a romance going on between Link and the prostitute? Well Dorkly Bits, well known for making funny video skits, have created a scenario which could have taken place if Nintendo wanted to go further than the outward perspective in Zelda II.

Hit the jump and take a look at this interesting and kind of dirty video that Dorkly Bits have created.

Warning: Video contains inappropriate material for younger audiences

What do you think of this video? Could you picture this happening in Zelda II? Could this be the way for Link to heal himself? Let us know by writing in your thoughts!

Source: Dorkly Bits

  • zeldaddict86

    I would say first…

    but i think link already got to it…

  • Ashmic

    how do u know shes a prostitute just wondering.

    • Maxxxxxy

      She just seems like one really.

  • Qaubeno

    Whoa strange. This game feels like an arcade game which is so retro.

  • Witchking

    That was… so very wrong. I can't think of anything else to say.

    • Relyt64

      Agreed. Very wrong.

  • Johanne Wayne

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  • Johanne Wayne

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  • Johanne Wayne

    There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle

  • mrtoken03

    Reminds me of getting the puff puff from dragon quest 3

  • Shaelyn

    oh comeon, it's obvious that in the game, he literally only takes a couple of seconds. the so-called prostitute probably doesn't get any further than showing her knee. the guy is just not used to being around the ladies.

    • Ashmic

      hahahahah oh my god thank you i needed a laugh

  • Hylian_Knight

    Lol, Link loves them pot heads.

  • zombiefragger

    This just shows before link was such a pimp he had problems pleasing the ladies just like every guy out there for the first few times.

  • fourswordlink

    it was really funny but WTF was with the bowl on her head. How did that make link…. most of you probably know where i'm going with this.

  • Neko

    Hrmm…
    "Is your -sister- around?"
    The way I remember it, the person that helped Link with magic was a wrinkled old woman….

  • HyruleWeirdo

    I'd say that was less interesting, more dirty.